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My Life in the Gutter: A Brooklyn Bowling Story

There was a distinct scent inside a bowling alley in rough and tumble Brooklyn in the 1970s — metallic and dusty, the indelible whiff of last night’s beer, watery cheese fries, and cigarette smoke on the stale air. …

Memoir

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My Life in the Gutter: A Brooklyn Bowling Story
My Life in the Gutter: A Brooklyn Bowling Story

3 days ago

Oversharing Every Friday

In this odyssey of writing one story a week, I’ve revealed a lot of myself. We begin where fate throws us and in my family’s world, a good story came before any noun — person, place or thing. …

Writing

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Oversharing Every Friday
Oversharing Every Friday

May 13

Look Out! Coming Through!

My midlife crisis act of rebellion is a red, pedal assist, roadster bicycle I call, Lacky. She has fat tires and a wide enough seat to support my bulbous ass, which widens and contracts depending on the season. “Pedal assist” is not the same as, “motorized.” But it is, “cheating.”…

Bicycles

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Look Out! Coming Through!
Look Out! Coming Through!

May 6

A Writer’s Lament

I sat to write a sappy thing about how love blindsides and blisters, peels and burns. The sunrise does this and my dog did that. My parents are dead and the kids have all grown up. Yes, one more not very specific something about how exquisitely particular my pain is…

Writing

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A Writer’s Lament
A Writer’s Lament

Apr 29

Soundscapes and Birdsong

I enjoy noise. Doesn’t matter which. Music is best, but conversation can be better with the right person. As long as it’s not nothing, because silence can give off a brutally fickle screech. Much of my childhood was spent on the tenth floor along one of the busiest arteries of…

Essay

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Soundscapes and Birdsong
Soundscapes and Birdsong

Apr 22

Wrong Exit: The Other Way to Navigate

Directions are my kryptonite. Like I’ve been caught in a constant spin cycle and can’t pinpoint steady ground. I have no idea where to turn right and when to “bang a louie.” Northeast and southwest and due whatever points are all useless measures for me. …

Memoir

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Wrong Exit: The Other Way to Navigate
Wrong Exit: The Other Way to Navigate

Apr 15

Chasing the Passover Story

Passover is performance art of the ancestral kind. A start to finish journey, an Exodus if you will, one everyone is invited to participate in. Even me. My family wasn’t religious, but a sucker for a good story. Year after year I waited to hear about the Jews’ epic journey…

Memoir

7 min read

Chasing the Passover Story
Chasing the Passover Story

Apr 8

The Original “Go Bag”: My Grandma’s Purse

While survivalists and military folks plan for this slow moving Apocalypse, I know what I’m taking with me — the old lady purse. I’m a recent convert to this particular preparation. Grandma had a white, leather, oxymoronically misnamed “pocketbook,” which matched her white, leather geriatric shoes. Occasionally she let me…

Memoir

4 min read

The Original “Go Bag”: My Grandma’s Purse
The Original “Go Bag”: My Grandma’s Purse

Apr 1

How to Accept a Compliment and Other Things I Never Learned

As a child, every tickle of a compliment was accompanied by a backhanded slap of inadequacy. I took that to mean that everything good about me was suspect. I was smart, but not industrious. I was funny, but didn’t know where to draw the line. I was “extremely sensitive,” which…

Writing

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How to Accept a Compliment and Other Things I Never Learned
How to Accept a Compliment and Other Things I Never Learned

Mar 25

Trash Talk

I understand recycling was a huge burden, but you showed up like a champ! I mean once you were done with that chip on your shoulder and we pushed through the learning curve. Dear Man I Married, Yes, love is our thing. We are both exceedingly nice people and we…

Life

4 min read

Trash Talk
Trash Talk
Kate Shaffar

Kate Shaffar

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